Wann stirbst du???

:krank ist non test doch einfach! also bitte!!!

Oh, ich werd 69 und erfülle somit absolut das statistische Mittel!

oh man werd ich alt

December 10, 2063
at the age of 83 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (24%)
Cancer (18%)
Alcoholism (17%)
Suicide (8%)
Horrible Accident (8%)
Homicide (5%)
Electrolysis (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on December 10, 2063, as you slip silently into the night.

und ich erstmal ...

November 1, 2064
at the age of 84 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alcoholism (12%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

12680327 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 234291 people claim to have leprosy.

Disclaimer: We, despite being proficient with the human anatomy, are not doctors. Keep that in mind before calling your lawyer as you're clutching your left arm moaning "Damn you, Spark, Damn YOU!" on November 1, 2064, as you slip silently into the night.

You'll die
April 8, 2064
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
Drowning (5%)

Na das sind doch mal gute Aussichten - da kann ich ja noch richtig was planen :bounce1

ich hoffe doch sehr, dass die macher dieses testes das ganze nur als sehr makaberen scherz verstehen.
naja immerhin 67 was soll's

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

December 10, 2050
at the age of 67 years old.
:hang:

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (37%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Homicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Heart Attack (5%)

Interesting stats from the DeathTest:

15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.